Sunday, September 26, 2010

The Swiss

I am sure we are all aware of the famous Swiss Army Knives. Swiss Army Knives are the stereotypical gift for the aspiring boyscout, outdoorsman, or serial killer. The knives are nice but honestly, I wasn't even aware the swiss had a military force, maybe thats just what they want the rest of the world to think. So here it is, I am convinced that these knives are outdated versions of their new weaponry system used to fool the world into a false sense of security all while raising revenue for their global takeover. I am unsure of their strength but after considering their past multitool capabilities one thing is for sure, they will be the most prepared and versatile army the world has ever seen.

14 comments:

  1. So useful, I always carry one!

    (my captcha was brotan, lol)

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  2. All Swiss males i believe, must join the army for three years or something, every house hold has a automatic weapon placed in tactical point in the house. this is how Switzerland was neutral in WWII. have you ever herd that the high ground has the best tactical advantage, well Switzerland is all high ground. it is also illegal for a Swiss man to leave his firearm loaded and untended, if he is caught i believe there is jail time.

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  3. They're illegal in my state. Considered a "weapon" rather than a tool.

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  4. You got a strong opinion :D The swiss don't want to take over the world :D believe me :D they are more peace loving :D

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  5. "You got a strong opinion :D The swiss don't want to take over the world :D believe me :D they are more peace loving :D"

    Thats exactly what a Swiss spy would say.

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  6. Lol... have you seen the video of China's military shovel? It has like a hundred functions.

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  7. The swiss made the ultimate weapon.... a pocket knife that does everything....
    SO USEFUL IN WAR

    lolz

    Cawlin's Twitter!

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  8. xD I kinda laughed >.> dunno if that's bad

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  9. lol'd at the serial killer part

    ^^

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