Sunday, September 26, 2010

The Swiss

I am sure we are all aware of the famous Swiss Army Knives. Swiss Army Knives are the stereotypical gift for the aspiring boyscout, outdoorsman, or serial killer. The knives are nice but honestly, I wasn't even aware the swiss had a military force, maybe thats just what they want the rest of the world to think. So here it is, I am convinced that these knives are outdated versions of their new weaponry system used to fool the world into a false sense of security all while raising revenue for their global takeover. I am unsure of their strength but after considering their past multitool capabilities one thing is for sure, they will be the most prepared and versatile army the world has ever seen.
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14 comments:

  1. Tommi CloxSeptember 26, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    So useful, I always carry one!

    (my captcha was brotan, lol)

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  2. LoreBloggerSeptember 26, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    nice post, always wanted one.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    All Swiss males i believe, must join the army for three years or something, every house hold has a automatic weapon placed in tactical point in the house. this is how Switzerland was neutral in WWII. have you ever herd that the high ground has the best tactical advantage, well Switzerland is all high ground. it is also illegal for a Swiss man to leave his firearm loaded and untended, if he is caught i believe there is jail time.

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  4. JimSeptember 26, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    They're illegal in my state. Considered a "weapon" rather than a tool.

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  5. Shelby FoxSeptember 26, 2010 at 3:33 PM

    IT'S A SWISS CONSPIRACY

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  6. eg0nSeptember 26, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    You got a strong opinion :D The swiss don't want to take over the world :D believe me :D they are more peace loving :D

    Following

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  7. brosef stalinSeptember 26, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    "You got a strong opinion :D The swiss don't want to take over the world :D believe me :D they are more peace loving :D"

    Thats exactly what a Swiss spy would say.

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  8. Biff TannerSeptember 26, 2010 at 8:39 PM

    ROFL the swiss

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  9. PseudoSeptember 26, 2010 at 10:40 PM

    Lol... have you seen the video of China's military shovel? It has like a hundred functions.

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  10. CawlinForRealSeptember 26, 2010 at 10:53 PM

    The swiss made the ultimate weapon.... a pocket knife that does everything....
    SO USEFUL IN WAR

    lolz

    Cawlin's Twitter!

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  11. Final Fantasy XIV FanSeptember 26, 2010 at 10:56 PM

    xD I kinda laughed >.> dunno if that's bad

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  12. RarglolSeptember 26, 2010 at 10:59 PM

    Not really related to war lol.

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  13. loloriz0rSeptember 27, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    lol'd at the serial killer part

    ^^

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  14. la comédieSeptember 29, 2010 at 11:33 AM

    nice post

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