Sunday, September 26, 2010
I am sure we are all aware of the famous Swiss Army Knives. Swiss Army Knives are the stereotypical gift for the aspiring boyscout, outdoorsman, or serial killer. The knives are nice but honestly, I wasn't even aware the swiss had a military force, maybe thats just what they want the rest of the world to think. So here it is, I am convinced that these knives are outdated versions of their new weaponry system used to fool the world into a false sense of security all while raising revenue for their global takeover. I am unsure of their strength but after considering their past multitool capabilities one thing is for sure, they will be the most prepared and versatile army the world has ever seen.