Borderlands

So after devoting a good amount of my time I have completed the Borderlands main campaign. Atleast I think I did. I got to the end and my only thought was... "Are you serious?". SPOILER ALERT: My character devoted their life and put themselves in peril just to be manipulated by some slutty ass satellite and eventually be led on a worthless chase. You get to the end and satellite slut tells you that you finally got the keys to open the vault and have arrived after destroying what I can only assume is an entire species of aliens. Onlyafter that does she tell you that she was using you and the vault wont open for another 200 years. Seriously, 2k needs to not take pages out of Shamylans book, its annoying. Also Bruce Willis was a ghost during the entire movie The Sixth Sense.

-14:08 Never Forget

Zombie Survival Guide

I think that members of the internet are all too aware of the real dangers of the coming zombie apocalypse. It is time now to formulate a survival strategy and prepare ourselves for Armageddon.Forget what you have seen in movies like Zombieland or Dawn of the Dead. In reality these tactics will do nothing more than get you killed.

The first and most important step in the event of the zombie apocalypse is to find yourself a well rounded pokemon. The things that should be considered is the strength, resilience, mobility, and utility of your new companion. Keep in mind this pokemon could be your only friend for the rest of eternity so choose wisely. I personally would go for Onyx, he is fairly large, offers great mobility and possible shelter, and most importantly cannot be infected by the zombie horde.

Step two should only be attempted after you have solidified shelter and a food source. You may now begin to attempt to contact other survivors. Do not put too much priority in this at first, survival is still priority one. Start with a small group, larger numbers will require more food and pokemon battles.  Try to find other survivors who will offer the most utility to the group.

Once you have a band of followers you may begin to reconstruct a civilization. Using larger pokemon as the labor force security, holding off the zombie horde should not be very difficult. Now is not the time to get sentimental with the daylight, if you have a taskforce capable of building underground make sure to utilize it. Again, Onyx would serve as a major help here.

Undoubtedly, your civilization will have its share of crazies and they should be immediately exiled or killed, now is not the time to compromise security. Once all of this is done, all that is left to do is keep guard and ride out the infestation.

It could be called, the Bill... If you play your cards right.

So what would happen if one day Bill Gates got out of bed and said, "I think I will buy the sun today". The old saying goes, everything has a price, what if Bill Gates wanted to name the sun after himself. Surely, there would be an uproar from the religious community but seriously why not? Of course the issue then turns to, who can claim ownership of the sun. The obvious answer is that Bill Gates would give every person on earth $5. So Bill Gates, if you are reading this go ahead and purchase the most valuable thing in the universe, slip me $5 and I would be happy to be awoken each day by the shining light of the Bill.

After spending a majority of my life studying astronomy and harvesting all of the knowledge I can about the universe I am finally ready to reveal my ultimate goal in life. Through the strength of our Lord and the support of my parents I have decided to follow my dream of finally becoming a planet. I want to become one with the cosmos and embody my true form of a planet, like Jupiter.  This can only be achieved in a group setting so I am seeking volunteers to join my transformation. Please send me a comment if this interests you.

Economics....

The new school year is starting out a bit slow. Unfortunately I was given a terrible schedule date and am forced to take some of the less preferred classes. The main one being Price theory of economics. Normally this probably wouldnt be a big deal but its once a week for 3 whole hours.... ugh I dont know who enjoys economics for three hours straight but I certainly don't. Even now I am avoiding sleep because  I dread my first day of economics... but I guess I have to face it sometime right?

Started my first day at my university. I dont understand where all the school revenue goes. I can certainly tell you it does not go to parking structures as I spend the first thirty minutes of my school day simply looking for parking. I was seriously trolled by some old woman who decided to get in her car as if she were leaving and sitting there holding up traffic. tl;dr.... parking sucks.